What cycle you ask? I call it "The Cycle of Assholes and Bitches." Here's how it works. A "bitch" meets a nice innocent guy who's gullible and relationally inexperienced and expresses interest in him which he then interprets as a valid mutual attraction and begins to put effort into getting to know her. Little does he know that as a result of her past experience with an "asshole" before she "crossed-over," she's already gave up on the idea that men can be taken seriously so she's only talking to him for superficial and/or selfish reasons because he probably has something she can exploit for her personal gain and only plans to use him as a temporary pass-time. Meanwhile, after the poor guy does all he can to show his feelings towards her and places her on a pedestal because she makes him feel good, she suddenly leaves him for an another "asshole" either because:
A) He's better looking
B) He's more rough around the edges (because that's what's hot)
C) He has something she considers more valuable
D) The innocent guy is just "too good" (yes this is a real term) and she's getting bored because nothing is going wrong. Or...
E) All the above
This breaks the innocent guys heart because he doesn't understand where he went wrong and WALLAH...a new "asshole" is born and his wrath is imminent.
After "crossing-over" the worlds newest "asshole" begins seeking his first victim. He always finds her. She's a nice innocent girl who's gullible and relationally inexperienced and believes he expressed interest in her because she was "different" and she was more than just a trophy girl...she was a "diamond in the ruff!" Feeling exceptional, she allows his charm and flattery to persuade her to believe that he's worth putting effort into getting to know. But little does she know that as a result of his past of his past experience with a "bitch," he's already given up on the idea that women can be taken seriously so he's only talking to her because he wants to use her as arm candy at social events and have sex with her on-demand (like that cool cable feature you have to pay extra for). Meanwhile, after proudly strutting around on his arm and giving him all the sex his heart desires because she believes that he's "in love" with her, he suddenly gives her "the exit strategy speech" and quickly begins talking to another "bitch" either because:
A) She looks better
B) She has a better body
C) He wants some new sex
D) She's getting clingy
E) Both C and D
This breaks the innocent girls heart because she doesn't understand where she went wrong and WALLAH...a new "bitch" is born and her wrath is imminent.
And the cycle continues. forever.
Glossary of "Bolded Words and Phrases" (In the order read)
- "Evil" - Good
- "The Cycle of Assholes and Bitches" - A pandemic that exponentially increases the production of assholes and bitches.
- "Bitch" - A malicious female
- "Asshole" - A malicious male
- "Crossing-Over" - The process of being transformed into an asshole or a bitch.
- "Too Good" - The idea that human beings are naturally inclined towards vice, drama and contention so when they meet someone who is too easy going and agrees with them too much...they view them as boring.
- "Different" - The same
- "Diamond in the Ruff" - A woman with a really nice body
- "In Love" - In lust
- "The Exit Strategy Speech" - A speech one gives that is filled with fluffy bullshit that is given in order to get out of a relationship with someone you're simply tired of so one doesn't look as much like the asshole or bitch that they really are.
